boy touchies

for one man to caress the upper thigh of another man in a feather-like manner.

Christopher please give me boy touchies.

by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

The velvet touch

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.

The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....

by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006

Touch me not

A female whom in sexual intercourse with another male/female does all the giving and no receiving. Basically does not let u touch on her well only in certain places

for example some girls only like kisses and hugs and maybe hickeys and they don’t let u go below the waist. on the other hand they’ll do whatever u want them to do to you , SHES A TOUCH ME NOT !

by HAJJAH M September 6, 2021

Dutch Touchdown

to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.

Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.

Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.

by Splashmaster December 30, 2012

i'd let her touch it

When a male is interested in a female and would like to have sexual relations with her.

Jon: Man, look at that chick, dude, she's hot.

Steve: Hell yeah. I'd let her touch it.

by lobo108 January 15, 2009

touchhead

A derogatory term for the Grateful Dead fans who starting liking the band after their only hit single, "Touch of Grey"

That asshole Tom is not a true deadhead, he is a touchhead.

by chozmiecrack July 24, 2007

Uncle Bad Touch

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006