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Max

Max is just the max in everything, he’s so hot, got an elephant dick, eight pack, very talented and is a really good guy. He always brightens everyone’s day no matter what, and is a great friend to hangout with. He has an extremely good personality and just goes about things smoothly and deals with problems smoothly. Although he’s not the smartest and not the tallest everyone loves him and wants to be friends with him.
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by Bobby Riewoldt March 31, 2019
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Max is a great person, definently better than shemayah
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A fucking idiot who is lonely and uses people with mind games and last name usually starts with m and ends with 2 S
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Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
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Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.
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Max, I LOVE MAX HE IS ME BOYFRIEND
Random gurl: max is cute
ALLISON/me:NO HE MOINE
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Max is a massive twat
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