Rash

Being a bitch and complaining about urethane and water bottles.

Urethane is cool, stop being such a rash.

by RotoGripsME September 2, 2025

Wrap rash

When you use improper or substituting contraception, such a plastic wrap, but the friction causes a rash to develop afterwards.

Boy 1: Bro why you walking like that?

Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!

by xokookiemonsterxo April 16, 2016

Cum Rash

A rash like irritation that can form on a man's inner leg regions. This irritation formulates due to the man ejaculating semen and allowing it to pool in their inner thigh region, thereby causing irritation as they walk around due to the moist environment and friction.

The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.

This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.

Argh! It hurts to walk a little, this Cum Rash burns!

by PixelDog December 28, 2023

Skank Rash

A redness or irritation caused by having multiple partners pee anc cum all over you. Also maybe covered in white flakey substances or on rare fresh occasions a wet or moist white lotion like substances good for rejuvenation

Ashley has such a terrible skank rash. I heard the whole basketball team had a turn on her and since they lost recently so did their opponent.

by Cuntrash2000 September 11, 2025

King Skin Rash

A derogatory nickname for King Charles III of England, referencing politician Rawiri Waititi of New Zealand who performed his required oath to King Charles using the Maori term "harehare", which can mean either "Charles" or "skin rash. The new term "King Skin Rash" is used to disrespect the monarchy and colonialization.

Alternatively: The Skin Rash, King Skin-Rash, King SkinRash, King Harehare

King Skin Rash is an ugly old man.

by yeppityyep December 5, 2023

ally rash

What one would find on their genitals the morning after a night at the club

Jim woke up to find himself with a bad case of ally rash

by -x-x-x- May 6, 2015

bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.

person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.

by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008