Jacob's Law

During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!

Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"

by mmaerzluft February 1, 2022

Scout Law

A Scout is:

a. Trustworthy in the streets.
b. Courteous in the sheets.

Example of using the Scout Law:

Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."

Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."

by Mercedes78 November 17, 2022

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

by PowerTryp December 30, 2010

Logan's Law

√x + √x = √4x

A useful formula contrived during a math class.

By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4

by LSinQuebec December 16, 2009

Law of Gravity

(G * m1 * m2) / (d2)

Hey, did you just break The Law of Gravity? That's illegal you know

by Erufailon February 5, 2010

husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife

I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone

by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019