Skinny gooch

Something hitler had

Damn Nathan has a skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020

Anti-gooch

The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.

Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.

Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that

by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021

Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.

"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"

by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015

Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

Quandarious Gooch

Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana.

Hey, did you hear that Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana ?

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

gooch zit

a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.

damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?

by sexybella555 January 22, 2019

Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.

The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021