Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 08, 2020

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.

Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.

by sawtelle81 July 13, 2022

oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

You screwed up and you can’t fix it

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024

shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard

This shit fucks hard

by Hahshshshdjssndb October 03, 2022

shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.

person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

by the real cool amazing person May 22, 2023

Shit fuck whore

A thing shailyn /i says/say when she gets hurt or drops her phone or something

Ahh shit fuck whore my phone screen cracked

by Darthvaderkitty007 November 29, 2018