The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later

Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later

by Mr monkee November 12, 2021

Cameron Diaz Experience

The proper term for a colonoscopy

Hey Greg hows it going? “Not great, I gotta go get my Cameron Diaz Experience done later.”

by Anonymous_012398 October 12, 2022

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

Experience the wilderness

To take a crap in the woods

Yo dude I have to pee really bad
well I guess you'll just have to experience the wilderness!

by Bunnyrabbitsam June 10, 2010

This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does

Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.

Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Experious

A smurf account of any kind.

That's that one smurf accout, Experious.

by Experious October 10, 2022

American Embarrassment Experience

The profound shame associated with being swindled out of your life savings by some shit college only to be offered a $40,000/year job after graduation, all while the faggot billionaire class squanders our tax dollars amongst themselves.

What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!

by Publius0987 October 30, 2025