The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
by PandaExpress lover May 29, 2018
A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.
by KingShrek January 19, 2016
Also known as CZing. The ultimate zone of chillness you could possibly be in. This is a state of peak relaxation and far from any care in the world. This usually involves greenery and comfortable chairs/couches, and typically has a baller television in front of the person with a XBox 360 connected. Absolutely zero work is accomplished while a person is chill-zoning, but, this is no ones fault, they are only abiding by the common rule of CZing. Homies often chill-zone in small groups and blaze together while they hate on common lame people they know. Interrupting a person while they are in a state of chill-zoning will easily gain you a bad rep with him and the rest of his homies, this is an example of when killin the chillin is a bad idea.
by Hatemasterflex August 03, 2012
Where the boy/girl comes back from something religious, such as a retreat or a lock in and rejects you.
Religion Zoned - "I know I said I wanted to be more than friends... But I thought about the relationship while I was gone, and I feel like it's unholy.
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
by pseudonymnamepseudonym September 08, 2013
The fancy new name for the War Zone in Burque. Much to the shock and dismay of Marty Chavez, changing an area's name doesn't decrease the crime rate.
by kickitbarelas August 08, 2009
the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
by Own_thing May 25, 2017