Olivia Keys

God

Person 1: whoa look at Olivia Keys
Person 2: Don't you mean 'God'?

by Olivetreedefinitions December 10, 2016

Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.

We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.

by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

Wine Key

A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.

My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.

by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010

Desi-Keys

The most exquisite creations of plastic ever dezigned, forged in the factories of Tomy Company, Ltd. They can open any door that is unlocked, are really fun to throw at people, and make a great pencilbox accessory.

They're not just baby keys, they're Desi-Keys.

by abd123 April 17, 2015

Failure is Key

A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.

"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-

by Han_dl November 8, 2017

key lime

A key lime is a small lime that Is normally used for key lime pie. It is also sour so be carefull.

They key lime is very sour do not eat it.

by Limesbeboss May 22, 2017

Key Change

Use this to shame your tone deaf mates when they start singing off key.

"THat's the way its gonna BeeEEeeE LiTtLE dARLIn"
"Ooh... key change!"

by 1300-dissapointment August 8, 2021