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Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml
by leng lee July 21, 2021
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Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed
Jared is not smart at all
by Big lil j May 11, 2019
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Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now
by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020
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Jared

In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess
-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.

- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
by Heykeymeykey November 8, 2019
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Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, gorgeus and sweet person to ever live, with a smile worth more than anything .
by leng lee July 21, 2021
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Jared

Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.
Jared’s bald as shit
by MaxtheMeattree March 8, 2024
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