I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"

IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.

by D El de ton. April 10, 2020

Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.

“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”

by EM2 June 21, 2023

showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.

After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes

by Danny London March 16, 2015

goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes

The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.

by Taxobelll July 6, 2024

Herp

1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after

Friend 1-*herps*
Friend 2-What the actual fuck was that?
Friend 1-it was a herp

by xoulus April 20, 2016