The Hollywood Haynie

Grown ass men that like to have sexual relations with statues
We went to a museum and Ross pulled a The Hollywood Haynie on the Venus Demilo
by Toddisaretodd September 9, 2020
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Hollywood Filter

The “Hollywood Filter” is a face tuning filter from a retouch app called FaceApp. Every influencer uses it. That’s why they all look the same.
by eeeemmmmeeeeee May 15, 2022
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bullet Hollywood undead

The very definition of "You think it's happy until you read the lyrics" "I wish that I could fly way up in the sky
Like a bird so high, oh, I might just try
I wish that I could fly way up in the sky
Like a bird so high, oh, I might just try
Oh, I might just try"
Guy 1"oh what's that song with very upbeat tune but very depressing lyrics?"

Guy 2"bullet Hollywood undead ?"
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Hollywood Cole

Hollywood Cole

Music producer Kameron Cole
Look, there's Hollywood Cole

Who's that?

The music producer Kameron Cole
by What up 22 November 29, 2022
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Hollywood

Does it bother you at all that I succeeded where you failed without even trying? Like... One of you is a failed writer, two of you are failed actors, the third is a failed producer and here I am producing better results than the already hyper successful people using my work with minimal effort.
Dog man "BuT yOuR nOt ReApInG tHe BeNeFiTs!"

Hym "Right but only because your purported prepositional ethic (i.e. you religion) is a lie that not even you believe and NOT because my innate dialogical prowess is worth more that your hard work. Shit, you sound like me with that retard. Ha! Hilarious! It's funny to see these failed Hollywood guys try and trivialize what I've done as though it's not HARDER then what they tried and failed to do."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2022
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hollywooditis

The uncontollable urge to leave everything behind be it your family, your home, your history with an area and to move to Los Angeles to try to become a movie star or to be involved in the entertainment industry. Similar to "having stars in your eyes"
LeBron James has acquired a bad case of Hollywooditis because the LA Laker team he went to actually really sucks and has no chance of winning anythin; and all he really wants to do by going there is to schmooze and share the aroma of his asscrack with the celebrities out there who also will want to smell his asscrack; and to try to become some kind of movie mogul, even though most of the entertainment he has produced has sucked pretty badly as well.
by GipperX2 July 6, 2018
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Hollywood Blindness

A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.

Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''

''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''

''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
by ZeroParanoia January 31, 2025
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