Gnome

The gnome is a mischievous little creature it says.
(Clears voice box)
I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed
It originally is from holland (Netherlands)(gnome land)

I am Dutch so I’m from holland. I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Got you there hay

by Lord nightshade March 27, 2019

Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

The Gnome

The #1 song by Pink Floyd

The Gnome is a fucking headbanger

by Norman🅱 September 13, 2019

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

Gnome

(Pronounced “Genowm”) a gnome is gnot a gnelf, gnot a gnoblin but a gnome. Used to express something’s trashness. Gnomosexual or gnomodexual are good ways of proving your point

Ya nan is such a gnome

by Spicy Ronald August 25, 2020