Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition

Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition

by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Dutch Carry On

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.

My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.

by BTY2021 June 27, 2021

Popcorn Dutch

Name given to a person who is stuck up and/or chubby.

I hate Amy, she's a popcorn dutch.

by pupples January 6, 2009

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 January 31, 2016