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Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition
Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition
by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014
mugGet the Dutch mintmug.

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.
A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!
by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022
mugGet the Dutch lungmug.

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.
How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.
by Young Mr T July 27, 2016
mugGet the The Dutch Ironmug.

Dutch Carry On

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.
My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.
by BTY2021 June 27, 2021
mugGet the Dutch Carry Onmug.

Popcorn Dutch

Name given to a person who is stuck up and/or chubby.
I hate Amy, she's a popcorn dutch.
by pupples January 6, 2009
mugGet the Popcorn Dutchmug.

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead
I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.
by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017
mugGet the Dutch Blintzmug.

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting
Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO
by TurdFerguson01 January 31, 2016
mugGet the dutch guillotinemug.

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