Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 01, 2023

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 14, 2014

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 November 23, 2015

dutch marines

A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)

for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit

by Foronzo December 27, 2017

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 24, 2017

Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition

Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition

by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014

Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.

My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.

by TheBigMeg June 06, 2019