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Conservative

A derogatory term used by leftists to describe someone who doesn't conform to their agenda.
Leftist: Oh my god Elon Musk is such a fucking conservative fascist
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE
by TheAngryJanitor June 7, 2023
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Conservative

You have the freedom... to do my book....

Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”

Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”

Iam “I...”

Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”

Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”

Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”

Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “

Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”

Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”

Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨

Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”

Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨

Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”

Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”

Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”

Iam “I don’t though...”

Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”

Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”

Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”

Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”

Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
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r/conservative

Many subreddits are an echo chamber, but r/conservative is truly in a world of its own.
by amunyaku March 2, 2025
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Conservative hoe

She a girl jas a new guy all the time but never fucks him
"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"
by Haha funny September 28, 2017
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The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.
Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.
by elfastasmo November 28, 2021
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Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.
We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.
by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023
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