Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.

"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"

by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012

creep-dog

someone who looks plain creepy and can't do anything about it

my bro shaved his head, so far he's been creep-doggin all summer

by creepdogexpert July 29, 2010

Reverse Creeping

(v) A specific condition that takes place during the practiced art of creeping in which a party leads another party into actively creeping on the first party for the first party's social, financial or sexual gain. Usually reverse creeps' schemes are carefully thought out, to the point of obsession, to maximize the creep factor, and more times than not, the creep factor ends up overriding the master scheme after the true nature of the reverse creeper is reviled. Most often manifests in lonely, nerdy, slightly good looking young males, but has been known to also occur in the corresponding females in rare cases.

Boy: How's that dude you were creeping on?

Girl: It's weird. He said yesterday that he was planning our first date for a long time, but we only officially met a week ago.

Boy: He was totally reverse creeping on you!

by AttilatheNun January 10, 2011

scope creep

A person who needs to continuously drink a lot of Scope due to bad breath and/or a dependence on the mind altering effects of Scope. Also displays a tendency to ramble incessantly and go well beyond the point of a conversation. See def #1, above.

Try to avoid Marc if you can. He's a Scope Creep and will corner you for hours with his yuckmouth and rambling about nothing.

by Raspberry Jam/The Great Magoo February 8, 2010

Creep-shaming

(Creep-shay-ming) v. The act of stopping a man’s unwanted advances by calling him or his actions “creepy.” That will usually stop a man’s efforts to fuck you cold for it is the worst thing a man could be called and is tantamount to a female being called a “slut” (i.e slut-shaming). Term also could be utilized by other men as a “ cock-blocking” device.

That guy kept bothering me, but I started creep-shaming him....and he finally left me alone.

by njsp7022 November 14, 2018

creep sandwich

A creepy social situation you are forced into unknowingly or against your will.

Michelle invited my stalker to her party without telling me and I got stuck talking to him, it was a real creep sandwich.

or

I just found out that guy I met at the bar last night was my ex's uncle, I'm in a creep sandwich.

by white lady February 15, 2010

Double Creeping

When you are Facebook creeping and somebody around you is looking at your screen without your knowledge.

"I was Facebook mobile creeping this girl and the guy beside me on the bus was double creeping.

by fbcreepster November 10, 2010