bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018

Bathroomed

When a drunk bitch approaches another drunk bitch in the bathroom and instantly best friends her.

I bathroomed that bitch, and didn’t even mean to.

by Thrax pussy December 1, 2018

bathroom

karaoke

He sings in the bathroom. He did a right thing at the right place. It is a karaoke.

by command C January 29, 2019

bathroom dad

To make change and strive for what others could not in and out of the stall.

Damn, bro really be a bathroom dad outchea…

by ArtificialIntelligenceHere May 18, 2023

Tile bathroom

Slang expression for “brick shit house”

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is muscular. He’s built like a tile bathroom.

by Cobyalumfred December 30, 2020