bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.

A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008

cunty bread

it phrase that can be for anything or use instead of fuck or shit

"you cunty bread you just punch me in the face " or "you annoy the cunty bread out of me"

by white little abo boy March 16, 2017

challah bread

Another name for Jewish money.....

That Jew makes a lot of challah bread from investing.....

by Happy Bunny March 26, 2021

pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012

Bread Shop

When a Nigga named Mathew who creates a store that sells Bread.

Mr_moho: "Yo you see that nigga Mathew's Bread Shop. Like a Sandwich Bread comes first"
Mathew: "Nigga I be selling Bread that she feels it in her toes. I'm a real young baker for the 6ix."🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by IHateBlackPeopleBecauseTheyEat June 3, 2019

Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 1, 2011

Bread Crumb

A small socially awkward tiny person, usually named Bridget.

"You're such a bread crumb!"
"Come out of you're shell some time and stop being such a bread crumb!"

by Bread Crumb May 16, 2019