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New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
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colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".
man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.
by shifter2 February 21, 2008
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Fuckin' Aids

When the usual, "fuckin' a" isn't good enough to explain one's emotions, they must use the complete and formal version of the interjecton.
Dude! My game just got completely deleted and it didn't save! Fuckin' aids!!
by Peterpipedyourgf July 31, 2017
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AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
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Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first
Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids
by D-Schwank January 26, 2011
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c aids

Something that every conner has, it's a mutated version of aids but it has the symptoms of swelling, skin turning red, holes forming in the chest that leak pus and mucus, hump forming in the back your face gets massive pimples that leak carbon monoxide and if you don't wash within 3 days of a conner touching you then you'll slowly gain all of these also back pain and poor posture.
Dude did you hear Joshua got c aids

No bro I didn't know that we should avoid him
by Yeah let's go with that April 27, 2022
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Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge
"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head
by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019
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