cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

teddy

(verb) - The act of going down on a female ; the tongue in and or around the vaginal area. Eating it up.

(antonym) - Plies version of becky

(origin) - The females needed a nickname for what they wanted

guy: ay girl lemme get some of that becky.

girl: man fuck that becky, you better get down and give me teddy

by bossman92 December 5, 2009

Tidlywinks Motorcycle Wave

A wave done by the old & irrelevent, as well as the young and useless while riding a motorcycle to acknowledge that they have a respect for one another. The wave gives them a sense of belief that they share the same values about life because they ride bikes. The people who participate in this wave usually enjoy 70's classic rock, while rap and hip-hop is their kryptonite.

Albert, who can't get any women, or hold a job has a sense of importance when he rides his bike to the bar becuase he got three Tidlywinks Motorcycle Waves from other bike riders.

by booyatribe May 23, 2009

Teddy

Ugly(bun),has no friends,slags people off,fuckboy alert ,everyone keeps away

'ewwww,there's the fuckboy'
'I hate Teddy'

by SlayyyyyQueennnnn December 5, 2016

Teddy Bear

He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.

Kid 1 - I'm so hungry today I could eat a cow!
Kid 2 - Whoa there, Teddy Bear! Calm down!

by Hector Ramone de Santa Anna de Lopez de Rodriguez de Gonzalez de Morales de Sanchez April 25, 2006

teddybear head

1. absence of logic and/or fighting skill. 2. ugly and ginger. 3. bad at arguing. 4. a steroid dealer

Alternate Spellings: teddy bear head, teddy berr head.

Abbreviations: Ted Head, TBH

Chris Kerr using his metaphorical Teddy Ruxpin-esque tape recorder tummy to argue illogically on UK MMA internet forums.

by Racist Droc June 19, 2006

tellycost

about a hundred pounds

What's a tellycost?

About a hundred pounds.

by niallok October 3, 2006