Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick
1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!
by Big booty but not hoe October 20, 2019
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teddy trout

the worse twin. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh
"hey do u know teddy trout"
"THAT ANNOYING BITCH HE NEEDS TO GET TF OUT OF HERE !"
by des and ace February 06, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025
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Sex Teddy bear

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality
Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear
by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020
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Funneh’s Teddy

Funneh’s Teddy,also know as FunTed.Is A Gachatuber With 26K Subs.

FunTed Is In A Group Call Krew Cosplay Fam.There Are 10 Members In The Group.
xXLunarMoonXx(More well known as Moon Or A Mother Figure),NotDaniela XD aka(Daniela Or A Sister Figure),Official Lapxze aka(Lapize/Lapxze Or A Sister Figure),Cloudykook aka(Cloudy Or A Sister Figure),Krewwoah aka(Kiwi Or A Sister Figure),Not Lunaii Skyi aka(Luna Or A Sister Figure),YanExist? aka(Yan Or A Sister Figure),Krew Kiddo aka(Cole Or A Brother Figure) And Asteria aka(A Sister Figure).

She is known as ItsFunneh’s Teddy(RolePlay)
Person 1:Have you watch Funneh’s Teddy Newest Video?
Person 2:No?Who Is That??
by Not Lunaii Skyi July 23, 2021
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teddy-mel

1) Ghetto-Fab
2) Emo Caves

1) GHETTO FAB HOE
2)I am really depressed im in a reaal teddy-mel
by M.F January 23, 2008
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 28, 2023
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