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Tampon

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon
by Nublife March 24, 2023
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Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
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Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
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Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.
Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!
by ThaDuke February 2, 2021
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tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina
I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!
by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024
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