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Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.
by HazyHalez November 20, 2017
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Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally
The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.
by Knobnbobber February 18, 2018
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Tampon

A white cotton object (looks like a dick) that goes into your vagina while you're on your period. Or you put them in your noes when you have a now bleed
Karen do you have a tampon I can use.
by Skylar Riddle February 21, 2018
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Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
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Tampon

A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"
She shoved the pad dildo (tampon) up her vagina so she could swim
by Lamayobro March 17, 2017
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Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
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Fishy tampon

We were at the beach Susan had a fishy tampon
by The French Whore April 21, 2016
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