suck my dictionary

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.

Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!

by TheJmes199 February 11, 2024

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suck my fiddle

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

ay bro shut up! suck my fiddle!

by jakeyboy123 April 10, 2010

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Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022

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Suck my dic

Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.

You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)

by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017

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suck my tooter

It basically means suck my dick

Person 1: hey faggot

Person 2: fuck off

Person 1: you wanna go

Person 2: how about you suck my tooter

Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted

by TheCrunchyCracker February 06, 2018

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