split-s

Split-S (Also known as Split S) is a maneuver used in fighter jets to escape an enemny jet chasing them.
To do it, make a round loop with an upside loop afterwords.
Used in real life and online games (e.g. Battlefield 2)
BF2 Pilot 1: Dude, you saw that? His Split-S made me crash!
BF2 Pilot 2: haha, n00b.
by GGGGGGGGGGGGG33333333333 November 12, 2006
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split wood

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.
by Jay-Hawk September 20, 2007
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wig split

a fancy word for a haircut, or getting ones "wig, split" means having ones hair piece, split.
Yo coolbreeze, I gotta go have my "wig Split" afta work.
by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003
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The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 06, 2010
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Split Beef

A raunchy term used to describe the penetration of a man's dick into a woman's pussy, rawdog style.
I went out last night and Split Beef, I had some Split Beef last night.
by GarthW November 03, 2005
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splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 06, 2014
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