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rough sledding

The inappropriate use of a tobaggon. The act of forcefully inserting said tobaggon through the anal orifice of a male or female partner, usually resulting in the tearing and/or mastadonic laceration of the anus and surrounding tissue. A twisting or side-to-side credit card sweep can be employed for increased sensation.
I can't sit down today because I was hardcore rough sledding last night.

"Hey Rosco, how about we go for some rough sledding, tomorrow at your place. I'll bring the sled."
by Dr. Kickass May 20, 2006
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Sleeping Froob

A rare artifact that every body wants. It is priceless due to the fact only one was ever made. The Location is unknown.
I got a tip that the Sleeping Froob was hidden in a Glacier north of Fucking, Austria.
by Sozen September 28, 2007
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sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).
My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.
by matt68000 June 22, 2004
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Sleeping Bag

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses
by Dean February 12, 2005
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sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.
The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.
by gratefulbed November 1, 2006
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sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
by LRaiser March 13, 2008
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Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.
Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"
by aacruzz February 8, 2010
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