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by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
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person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009
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