two people that are best amigos and one is really good looking and filipino and has spiderman powers and one is 1/4% mexican named nick and together they love to eat burritos also the one simon is not ugly contrary to popular belief.
by đ trolly March 13, 2022
Get the nick and simonmug. by anotcoolperson June 23, 2018
Get the Samantha Simonmug. When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show âthe imbertweenersâ experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream â why wonât you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didnât work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I donât talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
Get the Doing a Simonmug. He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Donât mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the juan simonmug. she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls youâll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girlâ€ïž
by erulccm nai June 2, 2019
Get the Haley Simonsmug. 1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009
Get the Simon Brocrotchmug. by Username 0 September 21, 2017
Get the Simon Promisemug.