A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018

the royale flush

Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.

Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush

by UniversalHermit July 21, 2015

the royal sip

When you take a drink of a refreshing beverage, that is in the gromit mug

Sean had the royal sip, on new years.

by PloCool December 26, 2021

royal slutton

location of the biggest sluts in the world: julia ant maria n mr.giaimo; cvoered up as a laundrymat

yo bro wanna hit up the royal slutton today
yea sure bro i really need jewels to touch my woody

by Joseph Murc January 11, 2009

Cum Royale

A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.

My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.

by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023

Royal Smith

Basically a massive smith.

Guy1: Did you hear about that Royal Smith?
Guy2: Oh her? She is the biggest Royal Smith!

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyed December 19, 2018

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022