Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.

Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper

by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010

polish vodka

Strongest of the strong. Smoothest of the smooth. Only a real man can take the punch of it.
Usually varies from 40-60% and is made either from potatoes or rye.

"Wladzimiesz took that polish vodka down like it water!"
"No shit! He's Polish!"
"Yeah, Zack couldn't handle the polish vodka so he had to switch back to Smirnoff."
"What a pussy!"

by SzalonyKlejnot October 11, 2013

Punch a Polish Day

Punch a Polish Day! Official day for Punch a Polish day is 10th of May. Beat em' up and feed em' fish!

Hey Josh! Wanna punch a polish today? It's national punch a polish day!

by Sklzified May 9, 2019

Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010

Polish Milkshake

When you take an eastern european girl home who is subsequently sick in the toilets due to too much alcohol. You hold her hair back initially but release the hair as she blows chunks so the chunder gets in her hair, while simultaneously flushing her head in the toilet.

I was lucky enough to return home with a beautiful and charming european girl the other night, but she'd had too many cocktails so I had to give her a polish milkshake.

by Clunge ambler 1 January 8, 2010

Golden Poll

A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).

People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.

This habitat is also often referred to as GP.

I bookmarked the Golden Poll. Aarrg.

by Mark teh Pirate November 9, 2005

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004