Pirate bobbing

The actr of randomly going into peoples houses and eating stuff out of their fridges. Usually done as a means of drunky snacking on the way home from a party. Often done in student corridors where you do not live.

Random Pirate: So Mikeymike, how the hell did you get so shirtfucked last night, it looks like night of the living dead.
Mikeymike: Eh, I think I went pirate bobbing around the student kitchens before I grabbed a runbun home.

by The Snackmaster October 15, 2006

Pirate hooker

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

Beef Pirate

One who confiscates beef without permisson.

That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!

by Will July 28, 2003

Somali Pirates

Heroes off the coast of Somalia

Guy 1: Those Somali Pirates hijacked another ship
Guy 2: Yeah man, they're protecting Somalian waters

by wcss April 21, 2009

Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married man's cock.

Gordie left his wife at home to go skiing with Bob for the weekend. Not only is Bob closeted, he is a friggin Pickle Pirate.

by Three Blocks January 29, 2009

sneaky pirate

A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.

My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night

by s13dws December 9, 2006

ass pirate

mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.

Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.

by ookiemonster April 21, 2003