Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 24, 2021

Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.

"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"

by Tacorainstorm May 18, 2016

pillow balls

Male testicles that are so soft women want to sick them all night long

gabby did you hear about matts balls
lauren yes, I heard they are pillow balls, I just wanna suck them right now

by The gorrillaazz September 21, 2013

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 05, 2003

chin pillow

a nut sack,scrotum,bean bag,ball sack.Commonly referred to when getting head.

hey baby,time to use your chin pillow.

by p-low July 20, 2010

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.

I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.

by Deelang January 14, 2018

Pillow Intelligence

Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.

My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.

by Koshinku April 21, 2020