Piece Watching

When you catch someone looking at your penis while your urinating.

"Hey man, wtf why were you piece watching?"

by NiggaWhatTheFuckOMGWTF May 26, 2009

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Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

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Watching the clouds

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.

My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.

by R.Kelly55 March 26, 2021

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Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

by tarttator August 22, 2019

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When family stealthily watches their relative and a member of the opposite sex from the house windows to see what type of hug or the length of a hug given at the tend of a supposed "date".

The act of siblings watching through windows to count the seconds of a hug to determine the seriousness of an upcoming relationship.

Mama - "What, no hug? We were on hug watch for the last five minutes trying to figure things out between you two."

Sister - "I was on hug watch last night and her hug was 7 seconds and had a sway to it, I think they are getting serious."

by Warrior for Christ August 29, 2010

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