Jihad Maid

An Indian woman, especially a non-Muslim Indian woman, who dreams of becoming the highest ranking harem slave in an Islamic caliphate. Serves Islamic ideology. Rides jihadis.

Twitter is full of these fugly jihad maids defending jihadist attacks.

by Colleen Declension June 14, 2022

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023

National dress up as a maid day

National dress up as a maid day is celebrated on July 14th, where you gather all your friends and dress up as maids

Ken: hey bigchungus69, let’s dress up as maids today for National dress up as a maid day ;))

by ppeater6969 June 18, 2021

MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

by vidrome November 16, 2009

moided

To get incredibly drunk or heavily drugged up to an extent of being incapable of normal bodily and mind functions.

Alright lads, lets get absolutely moided tonight

by Moidsmcgee March 8, 2018

Maid dress

A maid dress is something you put on and usually anime waitresses wear. Except People use it to be sexy😳.

Random guy : Wanna get a maid dress? I think you’ll look cute.

Random girl : isn’t that the thing lots of people think they look sexy in or wear it just because you’re lonely on tinder? Yeah no, and I’m not looking for a boyfriend I’m looking for an ANIME boyfriend idiot! If it’s not because you look at underage girls in a maid dress and you wanna sexually look at me then no I’m not gonna be a waitress.

A maid dress is defined as something you wear

by Hajime hinataaaaaaa June 13, 2021

adam maida

to get inured often; hurt

to describe somebody is "soft"

used to define a lower body inury

that guy only got a small cut, what a adam maida!

anotherlower body injury? what an adam maida

by yumber August 3, 2011