Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022

Minnesota Renville

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.

Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it

Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?

by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024

Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024

Minnesota

The best place in the world

Yo this place is like Minnesota

by 2Annoying4u June 11, 2018

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018

Minnesota meat pie

It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022