midnight gummer 

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

midnight gummer by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

Midnight Sahara

After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.

Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...

Guy 2: hahahahaha!

Midnight Sahara by Dacatameow March 21, 2012

midnight boner 

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

midnight boner by NMFTB January 22, 2014

Midnight Panther 

A prestigious name for the night crawling young female who looks absolutely fabulous in whatever she wears. She is often referred to by her fellow night crawlers as simply panther.

There goes Midnight Panther!!! Damn shes hot!

Midnight Panther by Bandgeekl March 3, 2014

Midnight diaper

The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night

I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper

Midnight diaper by Heavy hometown May 3, 2014

Midnight Cake 

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

Midnight Cake by ThePezident May 12, 2014

midnight trigger 

A sexy lesbian stripper who makes every girl fall in love with her and want to bang her.

Hey, did you see Midnight trigger. Oh, all I want to do is tap that!

midnight trigger by Lesbolover April 14, 2015