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Michael

Michael is a very kind and sweet person. You will never ever find someone better than him. He’s really good at sports and he looks really good. If you have a boyfriend named Michael then you are one of the luckiest people out there. His blue ocean eyes make you want to melt and his smile makes you want to smile. He’s pretty much perfect in every way possible. If your friend’s name is Michael then you have one of the most loyal friends out there. He is always honest to people no matter what. His jokes make you want to fall to the floor laughing. He will compliment you in any way possible. He will always be by your side and make you happy when you are sad. Concluding, he is the best person to ever exist.
by giraffegirl17 March 26, 2020
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Micheal is a tall white guy that is a perfect specimen of a human. He is really smart and. Cocky and is a good person
Damm look at the Michael over there he is so y’all
by Jeff the bob the jeff June 11, 2019
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A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment
Michael has a huge dick I want to put my tight pussy around his huge dick
by Hansonhskwv July 6, 2018
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A corrupted mind with a pure heart
See that guy with a big dick? That’s not Michael.
by Walyko November 17, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.
Jess: "did you hear? Michael got a girlfriend after a 2week breakup."
Kim:"ohh...he such a player."
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
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He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018
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amazing abs and great hair. cocky asf
He had amazing abs... is that a Michael
by dara berger August 27, 2019
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