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Michael

Seems like the best possible boyfriend. Smart, cute, funny. Then slowly gets bored of you until he leaves your lovestruck ass and goes to break another girls heart.
Michael used to love me, then he met her...
by TigerPhoenix862 September 30, 2017
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michael

This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .
Michael can pull girls left right and center like betany
by bethany f%%% May 16, 2018
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Michael

Your name, or a friend/enemy of yours, and you looked it up just to see it praised/downed for your pleasure. And if you got this using the random word generator, go away, nobody welcomed you
Yeah I see you Michael from san fransisco. Put a hat on, your hairline is awful.
by Some other random guy August 14, 2018
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Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
by mugandstuff February 5, 2010
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Michael

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010
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Michael

Is very nice and if you annoy it, it will snap at you like a crocodile who hasn’t had food in a year. Is heterosexual and not gay, gets very annoyed of you call it gay, so my advice is to not call it gay... you would regret it... my number is *11 digit number here*
Michael is the best
by mstrmikeymoo December 2, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.
Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week

Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player”
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
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