Mexican Sunburn 

When ones anus feels to be on fire after taking a crap.

"Dude, I just had the worst mexican sunburn!"

Mexican Sunburn by mejubebe September 23, 2009

mexican mathematician 

a mexican that knows algebra

Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.

mexican mathematician by burrito_boy99 November 2, 2009

Mexican Buck Shot

The fecal spatter which remains in the toilet above the water line even after flushing. This usually occurs after consuming cheap Mexican food.

Brian must have had Taco Bell last night. The toilet is loaded with Mexican Buck Shot.

Mexican Buck Shot by Still House Stevie December 8, 2010

Mexican Coke 

Mexican Coke is the original coke formula, made with sugar cane and not corn syrup. there for older people tend to worship this as it is what they grew up drinking.

The story of how Mexican Coke was coined,

Coke: were going to switch to corn syrup

Mexico: yo, fuck that holmes

Mexican Coke by dabgnorts April 15, 2009

Mexican food

Something better than food, its almost a way of life. Tortilla with meat, cheese, and veggies. Cant go wrong there. Dirt cheap too!

Mexican food is the greatest thing in existence.

Mexican food by sweet_tea_sipper August 21, 2010

Mexican Gas Card 

A syphon ie. a long thin plastic tube used to steal gas from other peoples cars.

Hey Pedro, got any pesos for gas,
No chico, but i have my Mexican Gas Card

Mexican Gas Card by J-Wedge June 11, 2006

Mexican French Horn 

Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers.

It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican French Horns.

Mexican French Horn by dannyb December 4, 2007