methodical

The world’s truest cutie.

Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?

by Not Ee February 12, 2022

The Riley Method

The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.

Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.

by CRman March 3, 2022

Zlong Method

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.

There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman

by Jhalvo October 29, 2023

369 method example

I am grateful for Atony reaching out to me first. He has finally expressed how much he misses me and how sorry he is. He suggests we start over. I feel respected and excited for this new opportunity. I am valued, and we will work out. I am so grateful.

369 method example is reaching out

by kristinawind October 19, 2020

Waterfall method

When asked for an opinion, start by saying something nice to ease the blow of the waterfall of bad stuff you are about to say.

"How do i tell my friend that he is super annoying and terrible in every way."
"Start by saying he has nice hair."
"But he doesn't."
"Doesn't matter, its the waterfall method."

by Wagio December 7, 2017

The Penner Method

The plan to get a girl extremely drunk and have sexual intercourse with her. Consensual or not.

“Hey bro, Hailey’s been looking real fine lately I might have to try the Penner Method on her”

by Npensquared October 2, 2025

Charge Shotgun Method

Inserting a game console controller handle into the vagina or penis and using vibrations from a game to be pleasured. Sometimes putting one handle in the vagina and other in the asshole.

“Did you hear about the charge shotgun method? I use it everyday and put one in the pink and the other in the stink! I totally recommend it.”

by drphilshole August 27, 2025