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c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart

Translation: It's not a church here you are at Wal-Mart.
Said when you shop at Wal-Mart and you know they use 3rd world child labor and dont particularly care.

It's not a church here, you are in hell....we are all going to hell in a hurry anyways you can exploit at will.
regarde la belle chemise designer dans le rack avec le bonhomme jaune juste 1,49$...comment y font?

Ostie!c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart
by notSmiley February 1, 2006
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1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009
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Go To Wal-Mart

Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...
by walmartguy May 2, 2011
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Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.
wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)
by the best mc, 123 abc October 19, 2010
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K-Mart

A semi-derogatory term used to describe someone who thinks that what they do/wear is quality and its 'just as good' as the premium. Everyone in the team knows its not.
Dean said "My personal style is cool as hell" Jon replied "It's not man, its Kmart" On your way, K-Mart
by Mkting Guy November 23, 2016
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K-mart

PerSan- "I'm gonna go to K-mart!"
Me- "Oh ok. You do you...."
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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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