Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .
I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.
by Dave slonger December 06, 2021
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maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey
by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016
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sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes
I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it
by OrdinaryDrew July 17, 2018
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Sloppy Maple

When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.
"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."
by Pete O' Phile July 17, 2018
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mapled

to be covered with maple trees, leaves etc
bruh nice tree house i like the leaves on it
ik right its p mapled
by synonym!? March 13, 2022
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maple syrup moose sploosh

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 05, 2024
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