Enter Management

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.
" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"
by phluck September 02, 2011
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Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.
He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.
by C Clark June 30, 2021
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Senior manager dance

The happy dance or other physical expression of joy someone does when they know they're going to get a promotion. Could involve wiggling on the spot or fist-pumping.
Don't go doing the senior manager dance yet, you don't even know if you'll get the promotion.
by @pineapplethief November 18, 2016
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Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer

"That dude is such an Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer!"
by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019
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pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.
Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!
by Goohlevich December 28, 2015
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Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks
by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017
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