by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.
Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024

by DerpSex November 7, 2013

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by CrashinBasher July 15, 2022

Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
by HammerLife June 22, 2023

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.
Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.
by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024
