luke

a guy who is a fucking bellend and deserves to lull himself and should die

Harry: Luke is so annoying
Angel: I know right!

by urparentsaresexy November 11, 2021

Luke

The guy who wants to stab you at school

eyo lukes got a knife RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019

Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

Absolutely the most cringe worthy person alive.

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"

by the grey sisters July 2, 2020

Luke

A guy who's homo AF

"Oh hey man, I saw luke yesterday, he was being homo Af again."

by 7rings July 31, 2019

Luke

Luke is a very athletic boy who probably was a little chubster when he was young. Luke buckles under pressure and likes girls or sometimes boys. Usually finds himself attracted to girls named NORA or BEATRICE. Bad ankles but awesome hairline.

ooooh hanna likes luke...

by lucas rosado August 22, 2018

Luke

Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish

Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.

by IIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIlIllllllI January 8, 2020