Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019
Get the Big Lorenzo-Energy mug.If you know a Lorenzo you should know to stay away Lorenzos are the most assholes ever thay will try to steal your girl (but is very ugly) so ya stay away from them they smell like cheese to
Yo Lorenzo is a douche
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A boy who is a year younger than you who is a HUGE perv. He likes your friend but says he’d fuck you and your other friend. He doesn’t respect you and will most likely bully you about your pictures. If you ever become friends with a lorenzo, BLOCK IMMEDIATELY!
Girl: Omg this random person texted me saying he would tort fuck me.
Girl 2: EW he must be a lorenzo.
Girl 2: EW he must be a lorenzo.
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Get the ampullae of lorenzini mug.Loren is girl who loves using the number 8 mid-sentence, mid-word even. Loren is someone who can't sleep and is scared of the dark. Loren is very creative and makes good cards when she can be fucked.
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Get the Loren mug.A sexually inadequate husband who accepts his wife's pussy is her solely property and she alone decides which men she will fuck,even if it means denying her husband. His only access to her pussy is to clean it of the ejaculate of males she chooses to fuck.
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Get the Lorenzo mug.a man created in the throes of passion between 2 hippys a vw microbuss and alien insemination, raised in a quiet mountain town he attempted to maintain a lifestyle of normalcy all the while learning slowly that his life was in fact a bad indie film. In the later years he learned much about transgender love vicariously through the exploites of his mothers love life and attempted to gel into society quietly but is constantly held in a stream of social insanity.
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