Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
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Log tm

Why am I broke?

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Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.
1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010
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Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG
by Hehe I cheated March 09, 2021
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Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.
Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
by Twice bitten June 26, 2009
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Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.
Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.
by Shinnyk September 04, 2016
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epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.
person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge
by jessiedame February 27, 2011
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