Theodore's Law

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009

"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."

by Warrencraft October 12, 2009

Logan's Law

√x + √x = √4x

A useful formula contrived during a math class.

By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4

by LSinQuebec December 16, 2009

Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

by PowerTryp December 30, 2010

karmazon's law

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.

Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.

by fakamada May 6, 2011

law of sam

a very very wise man once say: "its not that i dont have standards, i can just find beauty in every woman."

Law of Sam:
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date

by sampencek September 8, 2010

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Illegal Law

An Illegal law is a law that that contradicts and or breaks the content/authority of a higher law, thus causing it to be illegal.

The NDAA is a new law that allows the detainment of Americans indefinitely. There is no warrant required for this detainment to take place and no speedy trial or hearing allowed. This law clearly breaks the 6th amendment in every way possible, thus causing it to be an illegal law since the Constitution is of higher authority and the Supreme Law of the Land.

by Benni Franklin June 18, 2013