ali kurt

He’s a little short kid who can’t spell. He’s good at soccer but sucks at everything else

Look it’s Ali kurt looks like he’s about 4 feet tall

by Mynameisalikurt June 24, 2022

kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

Kurt

Filo guy who has a Big dick

Girl: Hey your packin, I bet your name is Kurt

by Sachio666 November 25, 2021

kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

Kurt Cobain

Kurt WAS the lead singer of the first grunge band nirvana until Courtney made his eyes blue

Kurt collected his thoughts with a dust pan in 1994 after Courtney Love shot him with a pump action 12 gauge shotgun and made his death look like a suicide

Hey Dave why doesn’t Kurt Cobain drive.
Why?
He would rather ride shotgun!

by Justburrito_ April 9, 2023

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically

A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night

by Brosssina July 19, 2024

Kurt Cobainer

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.

Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after

by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023