Kurt

A squeamish little bitch who enjoys too much video games and not enough outdoors. He aspires to do something with his life one day but we all know it will never happen.

This is my friend Kurt

by shdjdjdjksksksisidjjdjsjsjdjdj August 31, 2025

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically

A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night

by Brosssina July 19, 2024

Kurt Cobain

Kurt WAS the lead singer of the first grunge band nirvana until Courtney made his eyes blue

Kurt collected his thoughts with a dust pan in 1994 after Courtney Love shot him with a pump action 12 gauge shotgun and made his death look like a suicide

Hey Dave why doesn’t Kurt Cobain drive.
Why?
He would rather ride shotgun!

by Justburrito_ April 9, 2023

Kurt cock-bain

Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers

IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain

by Wash ur eyes June 27, 2024

ali kurt

He’s a little short kid who can’t spell. He’s good at soccer but sucks at everything else

Look it’s Ali kurt looks like he’s about 4 feet tall

by Mynameisalikurt June 24, 2022

kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016